pedography

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun, plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.

The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent pedography: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, all pedolicious lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.

by Mister M December 11, 2008

peadoglobin

haemoglobin .. peadoglobin --> it means your dads a pedo and it runs in the fmaily

man 1 :im in a band and your dads a pedo goblin
man 2: its peadoglobin
ewwww

by g@y August 14, 2007

pedogoggles

When you see an attractive female from a distance that upon closer inspection is revealed to be significantly underage.

Liam must have had his pedogoggles on because that girl across the street is not even 12 years old.

by Fraz Von Hoffer March 29, 2018

Pedogoataphilia

Sex with young goats

He was arrested for pedogoataphilia last week. The goats are okay.

by TnT2018 July 11, 2018

Pedogaycycle relationship

A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling

Call the police! My son has a pedogaycycle relationship with Jan Inge!

by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018

pedography

child pornography.

The FBI found pedography on his hard drive and did nothing about it.

by laj.esq October 18, 2020

pedog

When you volunteer to be taken by a nonce to have sweet, sweet intercorse

I heard you pedoged last night

by Chan Chan man December 5, 2020