Peeniss

Collapsable,portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup

Your in Traffic and your kid needs to go to the Bathroom so you reach in the bag and take out the you guessed it the Collapsable,portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup and say here pee n iss

by Cyn D June 12, 2005

penismcjoe

a name given to a mans penis

girl: i saw johns penismcjoe

by billybuckjoe December 6, 2018

Penismancer

Penismancer, just like a necromancer, this user is skilled in the arts of Penismancy, being able to raise, not the dead, but penises with ease, the higher level ones can even cure permanent ED Erectile dysfunction

This person just made my penis work again, they must be a penismancer!

by Seulo May 15, 2021

Peenish

A small penis. Not quite big enough to be a dick but it has a head and works...I guess. Definitely not a satisfying mouthful.

Poor dude got shafted. He only has a 3" peenish.

by HeauxRemover October 8, 2021

Beenis Peenis

When someone's cock looks more like a bean than a peen.

Aww mate you've got a mega Beenis Peenis, what is that!!!

by n_W1 November 15, 2022

Peenish

When something is kind of peen, but not quite.

"He is kind of a dick, but not really, he is peenish."

by Sofa48 May 11, 2019

Penismobile

A car so stupid that it makes you look like a penis while driving it.

Ford Escort, Smart Car, Hyundai Accent etc.

Tema drove the penismobile to school today. Gosh that Ford Escort makes him look like such a penis!

by Suzuki96 October 3, 2011