shelter patina

the dirty look that homeless people acquire over time, generally a mix of urine, spilled beer, shelter soup, general filth, and who knows what else.

Have you been working on your tan or did you pick up a shelter patina during Lollapalooza?! It takes time and a genuine devotion to develop a true shelter patina. You can't fake the shelter patina.

by blourtney13 August 3, 2010

Paying Dimes

Constipation.

From the Latin, "Here I Sit Broken Hearted, Paid A Dime and Only Farted".

"Man, you'd think after the three bowls of chili I'd be able to lay some cable, but I was just paying dimes."

by Squapity August 19, 2013

Panting

The process to putting on pants.

I am PANTING in my room.

by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022

payton (boy)

a payton is a super sweet person. he will always be there to listen to you, even when no one else wants to. he will make you feel special anytime and anywhere. he is a great person overall. a payton can make you go crazy— with his brown eyes, golden blonde hair, and tall figure. payton will make you wonder and overthink everything. he's good at catching girls' attention and he is really honest and loyal. he will make anyone laugh even at the stupidest things. if you ever find a payton, make sure to keep him because he's one of the best out there.

"Payton (boy) is the best, you out find yourself one"

by seimyours March 2, 2020

Piss patina

The fine rust located on bathroom urinals. A result of the semi-acidic nature of urine and poor aim. Common in run down gas or service stations.

"Man that was a nasty piss patina at Quick Trip."

by SaintSAW December 27, 2009

Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

Ryan Patino

That dirty little cum slut who says he will be right back and comes back 3 hours later

Ryan Patino: I’ll be right back

1:20pm
Me: ok
4:20pm
Ryan Patino: I’m back, sorry I watched 2 movies

Me: you’re gay

by Luke “Daddy” Hansen May 15, 2019