Christian Pastelini

Gay

"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"

by El Señor April 20, 2017

Pantaloons

Pants or trousers that look like what pirates wore with boots or something

My mom wore pantaloons for Halloween ,she won the the scariest costume contest.

by Zeetee January 14, 2019

waterballoon-pantaloons

1. gym / fitnes center user that sweats excessively from the posterior of their shorts to the point where it resembles the locale of a post-waterballoon fight.

Jeff's waterballoon-pantaloons were so extreme i was waiting for a raft full of Haitians to fall out of his shorts.

by wandasiewicz December 15, 2003

pastaloona

Pastaloona is my very cool mutual on tiktok go follow them also they love the chuu hi high fancam

Hey do u follow pastaloona?
No im stinky i dont

by Kqwrgu December 25, 2020

Pantaloonaphobia

The fear of pants that walk by themselves

“Emma suffers from pantaloonaphobia.”

by qwdrtgefbhtcjsnwncng January 25, 2022

PastaroniRavioli

A Youtuber who's purpose is to be an adorable tea kettle that helps spread love and giggle's to their audience with her outstanding personality. She also has quit her job to be a full-time content creator for Youtube and Twitch!

PastaroniRavioli is the best living tea kettle in all the lands.

by LittleFluffers August 17, 2022

pastachingata

A non-traditional Mexican style pasta served to teen and pre-teen Mexican border town young girls prior to their official de-flowering by their father or brothers. This delectable dish is made with a special type tulip shaped Italian pasta called Campanelle. The pasta, chosen for it's symbolic flower shape is then prepared with any cheap can or jarred spaghetti sauce. The sauce is then doctored up with hot chile sauce, cilantro and Safeway's Lucerne Brand Mexican style four cheese blend. More expensive sauces and cheeses can be used but traditionally, the cheaper versions are used to symbolize the cheapness of the event. For larger families, refried beans, rice and tortillas are also served with the pastachingata. A truly special dish for that very special night.

Hey Chingaletta, did you know that little Maria is getting her pastachingata tonight. She has five brothers and her dad is hung like a mule so she is going to be very very sore tomorrow my friend.

by Snowpimp January 14, 2010