Parmetal

posts genshin and anime and other stuff, my mutual, and I’m faster than them. Barks

hey did you see the video Parmetal made

by Gregory1stan January 8, 2022

pretard

1. Just short of being completely retarded. Not to the drooling and Foam helmet point, but pretty damned close.

Anyone calling himself slick is a pretard.

by Dr. John Smarts July 31, 2005

paynetarded

Level of retardation beyond the scope of rational thought.

John is so paynetarded he eats his own socks.

by Afloat in a boat August 23, 2011

Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.

Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!

by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017

Parktard

A South Park fan

Your opinion doesn’t matter because you watch South Park fan.

Yea he’s a fucking parktard

by WisePornstar August 11, 2020

pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

by HedyBlog January 25, 2008

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006