A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.
by T3dd13 February 8, 2008
Get the PageWanker mug.Paget Brewster is an actress. Best known for Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds.
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community
by DrReidIsLife March 8, 2015
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The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.
by truth victor February 7, 2010
Get the page rage mug.Page 8- to completely and totally fuck up your attempt to lie and get yourself out of a bad situation. Most commonly used in the internet-gaming community to describe a total cheesewad. Page 8'ing is used especially after the liar strenously denies guilt, even when his own fuck up provides proof he's guilty. This term comes from the infamous page 8 of a certain rant/ flame post on an MMORPG's messageboards, where, on page 8, the accused person posted with the wrong account name, thus tying him to the scammer.
"I didn't want to talk to that psycho bitch from the club last night, so I pretended to be my roommate through the door. Imagine my surprise when he walked in, with his arm around her..."
"Dude, you SO page 8'ed!"
So I'm scamming this dude out of stuff in game, and he gets too suspicious about my other character. I play it cool and blame it on my roommate, then use his account and my girlfriend's to back up my story on the boards. It was okay until I fucked up and used the wrong name in a reply on page 8 of the thread.
"Dude, you SO page 8'ed!"
So I'm scamming this dude out of stuff in game, and he gets too suspicious about my other character. I play it cool and blame it on my roommate, then use his account and my girlfriend's to back up my story on the boards. It was okay until I fucked up and used the wrong name in a reply on page 8 of the thread.
by Shimei December 29, 2004
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Originates from page 250 of The Maze Runner series: The Death Cure that has caused tears and denial among fans.
An event that you try to erase from your memory. You avoid talking about it at all costs because it hurts or feels uncomfortable to think about.
Also used for the action of pretending it never happened.
Originates from page 250 of The Maze Runner series: The Death Cure that has caused tears and denial among fans.
An event that you try to erase from your memory. You avoid talking about it at all costs because it hurts or feels uncomfortable to think about.
Also used for the action of pretending it never happened.
Friend: do you remember that time when you...?
You: I've been trying to page 250 that one...
Or:
Friend: did you hear about that girl who...?
You: omg no how embarrassing!
Friend: I know right? Serious case of Page 250
You: I've been trying to page 250 that one...
Or:
Friend: did you hear about that girl who...?
You: omg no how embarrassing!
Friend: I know right? Serious case of Page 250
by Icantthinkofanamethatisnttaken June 11, 2016
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1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.
2: Has a really long and annoying name.
3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.
1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.
2: Has a really long and annoying name.
3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.
1: Bob has joined "OMG LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!"
2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"
3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"
Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?
Stephanie: Liek iknorite?
George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.
Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.
2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"
3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"
Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?
Stephanie: Liek iknorite?
George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.
Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.
by Nieow May 22, 2010
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