Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.

Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!

by Jamie & Angelina December 14, 2008

parpalyzed

Parpalyzed is a state of existence in the IM Palringo. You are paralyzed to leave the room to take care of routine business such as urinating, defacating, or adding to your coffee cup because you are parpalyzed and cannot leave the screen.

Me: Yeah, I really need to let my intestines scream to the porcelin pony but I'm parpalyzed.

by silverfoxchad December 16, 2010

Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.

Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!

by Jamie & Angelina March 7, 2007

3 prong paralyzer

when you fingerbang a girl and you put two fingers in the pussy and one finger in the asshole.

that bitch could not move after i used the 3 prong paralyzer on her ass.

by steele88 May 24, 2006

Baby Face Paralyzer

When you are in the act of having sexual intercourse with a girl she goes limp and passes out like she is paralyzed

I was talking to a girl and she said that she didn't wake up until morning after Nick pulled the Baby Face Paralyzer on her last night

by Billy McSavage November 24, 2009

Paralyzed

The worst possible situation a person can be in.

"Du er paralyzed og du vil aldrig gå igen"

by The Paralyser April 20, 2018

paralyzed pussy

Paralyzed pussy: the female version of blue balls.

“Tony from tinder left me with a paralyzed pussy after he busted only 4 strokes in. I had to use a vibrator to finish myself off after he left.”

by Squinty October 13, 2019