He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.
by AE Joseph November 14, 2006
Get the palentine mug.Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.
Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.
by benighse November 20, 2009
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A palintologist is a scientist who investigates dumb politicians. Those who run for office, however, believe that they are the front and center of the world. They think that without any book learning and experience, they have God's blessing of a talented tongue and a winking eye. Unlike President W, who told graduates at Yale "if you have all C-s, you too can be President of the United States." She/he has told any thousands who listen that he/she has better backing.
If Sarah would take the l out of Palin, she would find that she is a pain, who make us shutter whenever we hear her annoying voice. She thinks she is God's gift to billions of people on planet earth. Any palintologist would come up with the true facts and statistics, which should send her back to the igloo protected by a moose. In the igloo she suffers from a frosty gangrene and terrible pain. She finds in her prison of ice what the panels demand of her. She shutters.
by Ivy League 82 November 17, 2009
Get the Palintologist mug.The study of certain prehistoric hominids who, it is theorised, may bear some relation to homo sapiens.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
Hoccimum Folksiensis, a primitive form of tool-using hominid, which possessed rudimentary thumbs but no autocue ability.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
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6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"
by phillydrifter July 7, 2010
Get the palintology mug.The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.
The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.
by Polar Bear North January 21, 2009
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I championed earmark reform also to help Congress stop wasting money on those things that do not serve the public interest. I told Congress, “Thanks, but no thanks for that Bridge to Nowhere in Alaska.” If we wanted that bridge, we’d build it ourselves. -- Sarah Palin, suffering from Palintology in 2008
by Ragle October 26, 2008
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