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The pagett

Knowing fuck all and claiming you know everything using Wikipedia as a guide to life
Being so dumb you have to use Wikipedia for everyday issues

He's so stupid everyone calls him the pagett
by Jerryatrickretard January 6, 2017
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Pareto's Iron Law

The Italian sociologist living in the early 20th Century observed that the distribution of wealth and income remains roughly the same in modern industrialized societies no matter what governmental policies are pursued. A corollary of the Iron Law is the "circulation of elites" where groups vie to be the dominant group under various guises including equality and social justice, but there is always an elite no matter what.
Liberal elitist humanitarian: Let's pass legislation to make a more equal, fairer society.

Conservative realist: That will get us no where except you leftists will be in power rather than us. There is the brutal fact of Pareto's Iron Law. We cannot escape inequality of result.

Liberal elitist humanitarian: Well, I know, but at least we will be ahead of you conservatives. We hate you because you do not love everyone as we leftists do.
by Tex in Tex February 25, 2008
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Pageophile

Old, homosexual men who enjoy hitting on young pages on Capitol Hill. You'll often see the pageophile typing furiously on his PC, sending young pages emails, text messages, and IMs, then leaving for their meetings for alcoholism or related behavioral issues. (see also, Mark Foley)
Yo, stay away from that dude, he's a worse pageophile than Mark Foley!
by JudyBootyBigPants October 3, 2006
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pageturner

A vagina that maintains a level of moistness that is ideal for wetting your finger in order to turn the page of a book.
1. If you're reading in bed just fondle her pageturner if you're having trouble turning pages.

2. She's always ready for action because she has a nice pageturner.
by Carniverous January 10, 2012
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paget

a universal and flexible term to describe something lame. the word derives from the phrase daniel paget meaning small, pale, ginger and bearing a hairy mole
eg you dirty paget
eg paget loves bryn
by tig-cosh August 30, 2008
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pagetwentythrree

pagetwentythrree dot tumblr dot com
by secretduvall October 31, 2011
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pareto-

Roughly but not exactly.

Like, when you say pareto-80 you don't exactly mean 80 percent, you really mean, roughly four out of five. Pareto-20 means one out of five, and saying that a scheme will likely fail at pareto-5 means it'll go okay so long as we don't roll a natural 1.
So, like, 20 percent of respondents say that—

That's bullshit, you pulled that number out of your ass.

Pareto-20, man. You're right, it's... (checks notes) closer to 18 percent, but that's not much of a difference, is it?
by tariqk July 13, 2022
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