pageturner

A vagina that maintains a level of moistness that is ideal for wetting your finger in order to turn the page of a book.

1. If you're reading in bed just fondle her pageturner if you're having trouble turning pages.

2. She's always ready for action because she has a nice pageturner.

by Carniverous January 10, 2012

page turner

A book you just can't put away, you can't stop yourself from turning the page and continue reading.

This book is boooooring - not exactly a page turner!

by Monster Tiddies October 1, 2019

Page Turner

The act of using a hollow book with a hole in the spine to give a descrete hand job.
typically for use in a library or other places with a high density of books

Guy 1: Yo dude, Sarah gave me a page turner in the mobile library yesterday.

Guy 2: Oh really? Was it good?

Guy 1: Yeah I came all over Michael Mopurgo

by IsItDan July 31, 2015

page turner

A boring piece of literature that you casually flip through.

Student One "That textbook was a real page turner, man..."
Student Two "Oh snap! We's got a test on that tomorrow!"
Student One "Oh noes!!"

by Justin E. White November 27, 2007

page turner

An action preformed while fucking doggy style.
While pumping the girls ass, the guy licks his thumb as if to turn the page of a novel but instead inserts it in the girls ass.

"Dude last night i was totally doing Travis's mom from behind and i gave her the old page turner."

by C Klarke April 29, 2010

page-turner

Male masturbatory technique involving a reversed left-hand grip made necessary when using the right hand to turn the page of nudie magazine.

I wanted to bust a nut before the end of her pictorial, so I used the ol' page-turner.

by Mountin' Merl March 6, 2007

page turner

extremely massive cock

jesus! check out charles' page turner! i'd love to wrap my kisser around that.

by lethal weapons November 26, 2007