Pedocrat

A pedophile that has been brainwashed by progressive liberal propaganda, rendering their thought processes incoherent and void of anything except for socialism and pedophile intentions.

"Dang, Matt! Did you see Creepy Joe try to make a move on that girl? What a pedocrat!"

by Josh J. Hsoj December 23, 2019

Paedo

Pronounced 'Pedo', Paedo is a slang word for Paedophile, meaning the act of older people hooking up, perving on, following or wanting to get in close sexual contact with younger peers.

"My new teacher is such a Paedo, he keeps looking at me."

by LaurrennC April 21, 2008

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Paddock Wood

A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.

'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

by Pablo ravanavi rinavani January 15, 2007

paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)

Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....

by Zankou February 6, 2007