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Brian Paddick

Brian Paddick is a Lib Dem politician and came 3rd in the running for London Mayor in 2008. He is a "proud homosexual" and is getting married to his gay Norweigian toyboy in January 2009. Often turns up at Gay Pride. Recently appeared on reality Tv show "I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here!" Where he kicked Timmy Mallet's buttocks in a Bushtucker trial and was 6th to be evicted out of 12, and was in the final week.
Brian Paddick's that queer boy who gets his kit off for his toyboy on live tv and cries a lot. how was he a copper?
by HaHaYoureDead January 15, 2009
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Thai Padlock

Noun. The act of tucking male genitalia between the thighs or butt-cheeks for the purpose of giving one's groin the appearance of female genitalia.
1. Carlos fooled a few guys last night with his infamous mastery of the thai padlock.

2. Alex likes having sex with old ladies but he tolerates old men who are good at doing the thai padlock.

3. My penis is too short for a thai padlock.
by Visa para Tailandia September 25, 2017
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Padlocking

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!
by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011
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padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.
Billy : '' Dude, I padlocked Patty, talk to you later. ''
Johny: ''OK, just take it easy now''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''
by goldenb0y February 23, 2008
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PRADDOCK

cross between a prat and a pillock
don't just sit there you great steaming praddock
by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003
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padlock catholics

a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.
adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!
by funkygayl June 28, 2011
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Padlocks

a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.
Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.
by The Shrine May 20, 2008
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