Penses

A male appendage primarily used for procreation and hitting people. Can be up to 18 inches depending on your mood.

Ian hit his enemy with his 18 inch penses before adjusting his wig.

by MikeIan December 11, 2019

peenster

Very simply: a peanut butter and jam sandwich. They can come in many varieties such as a double, triple, and quadruple decker peensters. Also, peensters can be toasted and have been known to have bananas inside.

Man I loves me a mothafuckin' peenster!

by 22mothafuckas March 21, 2008

Penso

Penso was created originally in the new world of north dakota, its meaning just like the holy grail has been lost for ages. many high ranking scholars and historians have based their entire lives searching for this words inner purpose. along the road one scientist bumped into a native group living in the heart of the amazon rain forest who worshipped the all mighty Penso, the natives feared Penso and everyday gave a human sacrifice in his honor. The fact is Penso cannot be explained in mere words, it must be experienced, much like nirvana, and perfectly becoming one with zen.

Penso owns your mom

by robby n September 26, 2005

Pensacola skid mark

When you're giving your partner a lap dance and uncontrollably shit all over her.

"Oh man I was so drunk last night. I think I have her a Pensacola skid mark."

by The buttress of Windsor February 6, 2022

pensil

The mis-spelling of the word pencil

Pensil? Smooth one, first grader.

by weeeedoodle February 24, 2008

pensive

Deeply, often wistfully or dreamily thoughtful.
Suggestive or expressive of melancholy thoughtfulness

You know... when your staring off into space with that glazed over look in your eye?

Damn you look pensive today, O.J.!

by Golrilla November 20, 2003

Pensacola Payphone

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.

Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 10, 2010