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PMenS

A playoff of PMS (Pre-Menstrual Syndrome), a term which describes a hypothetical cycle males go through when they display similar symptoms of unexpected moodiness, unusual food cravings, irregular spurts of extreme happiness followed by immense doldrums, and anything else of the like.
Girl: I really wish Jimmy would stop PMenS-ing!
by Zathers March 5, 2011
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Penstruation

Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.
"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"

"Oh, the guy, of course."
by jacandy December 30, 2011
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peensus

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS, more like peensus *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by aroacegang March 23, 2021
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pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.
by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014
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pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!
by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008
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PENSUS

Penis more like peensus! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOOK AT MY PENIS, THINK OF THE ASTRONAUTS HELMET AND GO PENIS MORE LIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Hehe I cheated May 4, 2021
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pensivemoji

A mentally diseased individual who acts as a leader to other mentally diseased individuals on instagram dot com.
pensivemoji: *anything*
pensivemoji followers: "IM A TODDLER" "WHERE IS TODDLER I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS"
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