A playoff of PMS (Pre-Menstrual Syndrome), a term which describes a hypothetical cycle males go through when they display similar symptoms of unexpected moodiness, unusual food cravings, irregular spurts of extreme happiness followed by immense doldrums, and anything else of the like.
by Zathers March 5, 2011
Get the PMenS mug.Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.
"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"
"Oh, the guy, of course."
"Oh, the guy, of course."
by jacandy December 30, 2011
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