Pessi

An overrated bottler, who scores most of his goals from the penalty spot.

Hey, did you see pessi' new penalty goal against eibar?

by Dave muncher April 30, 2021

Pessi

Someone who statpads against smaller teams by scoring penalties

Pessi can only do it against Eibar
Pessi got knocked out by Bayern Munich

by Pessidog April 14, 2023

Pessi

Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.

Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Pessi

A fellow Argentinian who is famous for missing penalty and known for his famous retirement

My man pessi also known as Eibar man

by anonymous October 30, 2022

Pessi

A term to describe a fraud who is 1 foot 1''. He was in exile in spain due to his father being a german war criminal. He then stayed there for many years with varcelona wining la liga league trophies by paying his lover; the refs. People found out that he was a son of a criminal and went to eating league with pessi saint german. He failed and got carried by turtle. He then went to school shooting league. His team are more dead than norwichman/luxemburgman. he cheated the world cup by paying the refs 1000000000000000000 morbillus dollores. Fifa loves him more than the fefs and always says 'penalty for argentina'; they are as corrupt as North Korea.

Pessi has scored a tap-in after scoring a diving pen against clermont-footy.

by pessinotGOAt June 8, 2023

Pessi

A soft drink served in American Chinese restaurants.

"Welcome to #1 China. We no have coke fount-ahh. You want Pessi?"

by Snoprano December 14, 2013

Pessi

What is a Pessi? We will look at some definitions below:

Penaldo is an international fraud know for ghosting for 89 minutes in a game, and when his teammates win a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.

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Example:
Girlfriend: "Our relationship is pessi "
Boyfriend: "What?Our relationship is finished?"

No 10 has been missing the entire match.

Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience

by Pessigoat March 17, 2023