peenorcut

A common term for invasive disfigurement of male genetalia, specifically the penis.

I was bewildered by his complex form of peenorcut.

See also body modification.

by somari April 7, 2005

penor

The way to say penis if you want to be "1337" on the internet.

5ux0r my p3n0r nubz0r!!!!!11

by Bill-likes-cakes August 28, 2005

penor

penis. 1337 way to say penis, cock, or any other referral to the male genitalia.

kiss my ass and sux mah penor!

my penor is 11 inches long.

u wish u had mah penor!

This movie sux teh penor.

by jenou May 13, 2007

peeformance anxiety

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.

(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."

by Bill Tyrant July 18, 2010

Quadratic peinor

The strategic placement of 2 penises to where it appears that one is the square root of the other.

Monica: Luda, you can't quadratic peinor my dad.

Ludacris: Why?

Monica: He's your uncle!!

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010

Peenery

of, or describing the penis

She better quit before I put some peenery in her life she'll never forget.

by pimpsugafoot June 16, 2011

Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.

Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds

by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018