Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011

opossum

FAKE, Faker, fake as fuck, pretending to be something you are not.

Poser.
Mimicking or mirroring someone or others in a personal or social environment to aid in negative intentions with malicious intent later on.

Most common in highly insecure, jealous, individuals who lack since of self, and feel they must try to bring others down in order to make themselves feel better about themselves, and the horrible things they do.
Highly promiscuous and incapable of being faithful in relationships (cheaters), liars.
Ignorance at its finest!

Hey bruh, stay away from that one...she's a opossum.

by NoJennyJustJude April 13, 2021

Opossumism

The act of playing dead.

The victim used opossumism to escape her assailant.

by Tripple$ November 4, 2017

opossum

When an owl fucks a mouse.

“Did you hear that owl and that mouse had a baby?”
“Yeah man the scientific word is opossum”
“That’s some pans labyrinth shit”

by weeeeeeeeeeeeee! December 4, 2021

opossum

that bloody mess on the side of the road

look at that opossum he got wrecked

by anonomaus colt50 May 9, 2018

Opossuming

To not wear any legwear other than underwear

"He was just opossuming in his bedroom."

by El_Goober September 27, 2024

Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.

That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.

by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021