A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

by hteb78 November 27, 2012

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone asks if an answer is correct, and its clearly obvious to everyone it is, then the retort is "do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

"Is the sky blue?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by Dubster May 25, 2003

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

the one legged pirate

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.

Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.

by the quacker February 7, 2015

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

See Does a bear shit in the woods?

"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008