oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016

Oh your God

What Atheists say instead of 'oh my God'.

Random kid: Look at that giant toaster eating monster!
Atheist kid: Oh your god!!

by RenwaEugeneShephard September 1, 2010

oh dear god

something you say when you experience something or see something so unbelievably unbelieavble

oh dear god he's dressed like a pink bunny for halloween

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

oh my god

An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible

"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"

by get over it!! August 6, 2004

Oh my god!

An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.

She just shat herself shitless on her teacher's car

OH... MY... GOD!

by animedude May 1, 2004

Oh My Gods

The Polytheistic way of saying "Oh My God".

G: OH MY GODS!!!
J: What?
G: I thought I just saw a wolf!
J: ... that was a coyote, stupid.

by Megami of Nekro August 10, 2006

oh my god

2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.

"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."

by Molly Polo December 15, 2004