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blowj-obligation

the unspoken obligation a woman has to her man to provide oral. This act is in reciprocation for exceptional behavior, surprisingly pleasant acts of kindness, or prolonged period without the experience of a blow job.
Girl: I love the flowers! They are my favorite!
Boy: Now it's time for you to fulfill your blowj-obligation! (begins to unzip jeans)
by Elkamine May 6, 2011
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moral obligations

1. The compulsions brought on by our sensitivity to one another; Doing what we know to be right, regardless of how difficult it may be.

2. The compulsions brought on by religious teachings free of common sense; an excuse to attempt to aid the people around you, regardless of whether your help is wanted or needed.
1. We have a moral obligation to help the victims of natural disasters.

2. The president has a moral obligation to spread his religion.
by Somebody Else February 22, 2005
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Obligast

Dude, those b0x0rs are so obligast.

That movie wasn't what I expected, it was obviously not obligast.
by tehsuck August 5, 2004
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Facebook obligate friend

When you get a friend request on facebook and for whatever reason you feel obligated or feel it necessary to accept their request even though you would prefer not to.

See facebook friend snare
I didn't much like Lisa when we worked on the fundraiser together and now she put in a friend request to me on Facebook. I wouldn't have accepted it but she is so well connected in the community I think it would be a mistake to ignore it. I grouped her under what she is--a Facebook obligate friend.
by CLS CU April 7, 2010
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followers obligation

A situation in which, through no fault of the follow (typically male), one has found themselves walking behind another (typically female), with the follwed oblivious to the follower.
This commonly occurs on city streets, college campuses/ towns, or parking lots. In the situation of the follower, it becomes necessary to make oneself known before discovered.

Following without the followed knowing becomes exponentially risky/awkward/sketchy as hours grow late, especially when discovered.
Do's

1 walk casually
2 walk slowly
3 start a fake cell phone convo to alert presence
4 cough if necessary
5 keep eyes moving/ as to not be caught staring in the case of a quick turnaround
6 act slightly drunk or impaired
7 scuffle feet acouple times

Don'ts

1 walk fast
2 jog
3 run
4 sprint
5 walk as if to not make any noise
6 be caught within shadow range
7 be a known sex offender
by fatguylittlecoat November 14, 2009
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Obligation Skating

The skating that one must do to be considered a skater.
by sheridan December 2, 2003
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Obligating

Verb. When one is doing things out of obligation rather than wishes or desires.
I'm obligating today, taking mom to her doctor's appointment, though I know she can drive herself, and then have to meet with Jeanine, because I haven't seen her in months and she is going through a divorce.

John is obligating, off with some buddies he hasn't seen in two years, just because they asked him to go; he didn't even want to go!
by missmissy June 24, 2016
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