Oaf

an enormous basketball-playing man. sucks at everything and has a small chode-like penis. likes chimichongas, swings, and comnplaining about shiny cheese. can often be found near/around gay men who don't shower and hobos, or is that the same thing?

Oh my God John you're such an oaf!

by oaf November 29, 2003

OAF

a tall clumsy person who has long arms and legs. with big feet and big hands. also is known to have a large cock

yo tim im such an oaf i just tripped over myself

by timemot February 28, 2008

Oaf

1. A stupid person like Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington NFL Franchise who refuses to change the racist name of the team, Redskins.

2. An acronym for the Original Americans Foundation which was created by Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington NFL Franchise.

Dan Snyder created a charity called Oaf, which also perfectly describes him.

by Olbermann August 14, 2014

OAF

Old As Fuck. This is also another term for 'Stale'. When someone tells a joke or story and you have already heard it a thousand times.

That comedian Basket Mouth needs to get his game up. All his jokes are OAF these days.

Nna ehn! My oga at the top just dey nack me joke turn turn. I just the laugh but all the joke na so so OAF sha but I still dey laugh. Man need that promotion.

by Guru Salty May 17, 2013

OAF

disgusting, haggard, nasty, primarily used on Joe Sullivan AKA oaf himself

Dude Joe is such an OAF.

by Krunkmaster October 6, 2008

oaf

One who acts much like a slow witted primate. Also known as a Jimmy.

The Oaf declared it was raining after realizing he was completely soaked.

by swimmer101 December 9, 2008

Oaf

A bastardization of the name Olaf, Olav. Historically, a large number of scandinavians settled in the timber rich areas of the upper midwest. Most scandinavians were large, quiet and aloof, which gave the appearance of lack of intelligence. It was originally a term similar to Mick ie an Irishman, or Ivan} a Russian.

Who is the new giant Oaf at the bandsaw?

by Odinseye April 15, 2006