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noobelf

1. Aka newbelf is a person who has no skill
2. A person who whines and complains about balanced things like Gruntapult
3. A person who's IQ is under 40(aka potato)
STFU you noobelf!!

Learn to play noobelf!!
by BadModem May 9, 2004
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nooberty

noun - The transition in which a "n00b," or a beginner, becomes "l33t" in a certain area or field, espically in internet gaming (e.g. counterstrike).
1.After playing CS for about a year, Joey went through nooberty and was so l33t he was able to join a Cal-O clan.

2. I hope I hit nooberty quick so I can scrim my friends.
by N. Bivens August 3, 2006
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Nobe-scoped

Pronounced: Nohb-scohpt

The act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. Usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one class period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.

A corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm FPS gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. Always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.
Example 1).
Person 1: What'd you get on the chemistry test?
Person 2: A 36, I got Nobe-scoped.

Example 2).
Teacher: Alright, today we're going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the Papacy.
Student 1 to Student 2: You ready to get Nobe-scoped?
by Thomas Jeffrey Hanks December 4, 2011
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noobernaut

Man what a fucking noobernaut.
by Whycantipickadamnname February 25, 2008
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Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.
When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!
by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014
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Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.
Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.
by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017
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Nobellium Uranium

N. A very smart and intellectual comeback to the feared and dreaded Ur mom gay
11 year old:Ur mom gey lol
Me:Nobellium Uranium
11 year old: *Fucking dies of shock*
by Topaz2364 May 8, 2018
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