nunjob

The act of oral sex, when it involves a nun.

I received a fantastic nunjob in the vestibule last Sunday.

by Philatlarge September 17, 2007

nuno

a sexy looking milano man

carly check out that nuno, damn is he fine

by warriorpapaya December 28, 2005

Auuuuuchhhh nnnoooooooo!

The noise a highlander makes when some ignorant fucker uses the last of the bog roll (And you've only noticed this once you've cleared your bowels!)

After a night on the piss with an indian to follow!

by Scottish Kaz October 20, 2003

Nunzo

A Tard that cannot make up his mind on a set of wheels, who loves fagmos with hairy backs. This poor kid takes the taint daily and is into scat.

Hey Fagmo, make up you mind on a set of wheels and stop licking his grundle, your acting like a shit eating NUNZO!

by Dj Konky July 31, 2004

Nanook

a polar bear, mainly used as the mascot of University of Alaska Fairbanks hockey team

Go Nanooks!
I hope the Nanooks win this game.

by The Arctic Pair September 17, 2006

Nuno

Surname Bettencourt, Guitarist with Extreme (the best band ever). The best and sexiest guitarist ever, too.
Is of Portugese origin.

Check out Nuno's killer solo on Mutha (I Don't Wanna Go To School Today)

by TimFS December 28, 2004

nunointed

The process by which one is anointed as a priest by a nun through one's blessing of her sneeze and her acknowledgement of said blessing.

Adam saw a nun sneeze on the bus and said "bless you", the nun smiled and said "thank you" and he was thereby nunointed as a priest of whichever religious denomination from which that nun hailed; he never asked so he still doesn't know.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013