Nunchucked

Something which might sound like some sort of an ape at first, till you get a hit on the head with one of these babies

Martha nunchucked her head yesterday....from what I hear, she's gonna be out for a week

by missfosterrules July 10, 2021

Health & Safety Numbchucks

A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.

Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.

Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.

Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.

Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011

nunchuck

Refers to the person on your team who is useless.

Dude, you fucked up, you're the nunchuck.

by Justin A.K.A. Stingray February 7, 2008

nunchuckery

The incredibly legit use of nunchucks

Dude, did you see the afro ninja's nunchuckery skills?

those nunchuckery skills were so legit.

by B!!6M4C October 3, 2010

bloody nunchucks

While performing a sexual act involving penial penetration on a female during her menstruation period, the woman will remove her bloody tampon and begin whacking the male penis with it as he ejaculates on her face.

Just as I was about to nut, this chick yanked out her used tampon and started whacking my dick with with her bloody nunchucks!!!

by Kit-Kat-Kara April 24, 2011

numchucks

A device that Napolian in the movie Naplian Dynamite has mad ninja skills with.

Sorry this definition sucks, but it's the wee hours in the morning on january first, and i have nothing beter to do. Someone should kick my ass with numchucks. that'd teach me.

by qzy December 31, 2004

numchuck

A person wearing a big jacket with their hood up or simply someone who has big cheeks!

Nia looked like a numchuck when she borrowed her friend's ski jacket because she was cold.

by Kelsey Palmer May 27, 2009