Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
by poja December 5, 2004
Get the Norwegian Woodmug. the Norwegian keel is the female version of the Dutch Rudder or Belgian Rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement.
by Norwegian Keel August 30, 2016
Get the Norwegian Keelmug. A strict diet of cigarettes, black coffee, and chocolate. The diet of most fisherman who are up for days at a time. See deadliest catch.
We still have 200 more pods to put out, luckily I'm on the Norwegian Diet and will be up for a few more days!
by TAWD DUKE October 28, 2008
Get the Norwegian Dietmug. Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.
by Bohn Kwii Kwii October 26, 2010
Get the Norwegian Torchblowermug. Before the sex has begun, the female lays down and spreads her legs wide open. The male then steps back about 15-20 ft and gets a running start before penetration. If desired target is missed, you're not norwegian.
This manuever is typically performed before or after the Canadian Goose.
This manuever is typically performed before or after the Canadian Goose.
"The Norwegian Hammer is quite the rush!"
"Jill was never the same after her un-norwegian boyfriend attempted the N-Hammer."
"Your mother enjoys the Norwegian Hammer"
"Jill was never the same after her un-norwegian boyfriend attempted the N-Hammer."
"Your mother enjoys the Norwegian Hammer"
by Paul Bunyon July 27, 2006
Get the Norwegian Hammermug. A Norwegian Sawhorse is a term used to describe a male whose penis has been gnawed off by either a homosexual male or heterosexual female. The homosexual male or heterosexual female whom performed the Norwegian Sawhorse frequently ingest the blood from the penal area, gargling it in their mouth, and then making a neighing sound. It often results in extreme loss of blood from the penal area, as well as detaching part of the penis.
Frank: Hey Bill, do you want to go get a little practice in at the bowling alley?
Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?
Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?
by Javarris Jamar Javarison-Lamar December 3, 2013
Get the Norwegian Sawhorsemug.