Nobody Asked

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.

Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.

by Fruitsz February 11, 2020

Noble Team

A elite team of 5 Spartan III’s and 1 Spartan II. The story follows Carter, Kat, Emilie, Jun, Jorge, and the player himself, known as Noble 6. Noble team is featured in Halo: Reach, arguably the 2nd best story of all the Halo games. Noble team is set on Planet reach to defend against a winter contingency. All but one Spartan survives the fall of reach.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the best team in any video game ever?

Person 2: Fireteam O’sirius?

Person 1: NO YOU IDIOT. Noble team.

by TankBeatsEverything September 15, 2018

Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

Nobody

You. End of story.

The fact that you just looked up what "nobody" means tells me you are the dumbest nobody who has ever lived.

by Yopmail User August 16, 2022

nobody cares

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel

girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*

by #bossassbitch June 2, 2014

noble academy

A high school in Chicago that belongs to the noble network of charter schools. This school like the other schools in the network are supposed to be college prep schools but instead focus more on discipline by having harsh and petty rules. If these rules are broken it will earn you a three hour detention after school on Friday. Every friday is supposed to be a half day but if you get a detention they waste 3 hours of your life by making you sit in a chair and copy shit down from a packet using only your lap. There is also LaSalle which is what you get if you don't do/finish your homework. You have to stay an hour and a half after school if you get one. You can also get one for leaving homework in your small ass locker or also for whatever the fuck the teacher feels like giving it to you for. Don't come to the noble academy or any other noble schools. If you think you can handle the rules, you can't. This school will ruin your life.

Fuck noble
I hate noble
Noble academy- A shitty school that is made to feel like prison

by Armor Sucks March 8, 2017

Ross Noble

The funnyest guy alive. Creator of the works borange and flump. Also invented "The Bast" - what he calls Guy Sebastian.

Ross Noble is one funny guy.

by Adam January 6, 2005