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Nintendo Simp

Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker

This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.
Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.
by Shiine-1 March 7, 2022
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Nintendo DS Lite

Pure sexiness. Infact it is an essance so sexy, that you could bottle it, then sell it to a french monarch at a price of 80 francs.
French Monarch: Sacre bleu! c'est l'odeur très sexé du Nintendo DS Lite!

Daniel: Yes, I do enjoy your countries prostitutes as well as your fine cheese.
by Daniel MacFarlane June 21, 2006
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Because Nintendo

When Nintendo announce a really cool thing, but caveat it with something dumb that nobody understands
"Animal Crossing looks amazing! My kids will love creating their own islands on the Switch!"
"You can only have one island per Switch, regardless of the profile."
"But why?!"

"Because Nintendo."

"Amazing! Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy are all coming to the Switch as part of a collection!"

"It's only available until March."

"But why?!"

"Because Nintendo."
by Itsa_me_gameboy September 3, 2020
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Nintendo

A video game company that used to make toys and other products. They make great games and they're my personal favorite company. Unfortunately, idiots hate Nintendo, because if a little kid can enjoy Mario or Zelda, that must mean Nintendo is kiddy, right? Well fuck you, Nintendo is awesome.
Idiot: Hi, I hate Nintendo because they're all kiddy and the are t3h suck!
Me: Shut the hell up. You go play your shitty ass Madden games while I enjoy a game of The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past.
by LoganR93 July 6, 2011
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Nintendo Dolphin

Original project name for the Nintendo Gamecube.
by Marshall Banana June 6, 2005
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Ninjin

The Coolest Carrot the world is ever seen

penis
The Coolest Carrot the world is ever seen

Kid "OMG NINJIN U A CARROT"
Ninjin "ye"

Kid 2 "I feel like eating a Ninjin"
Ninjin "OMG PLZ NO EAT ME"
by JayIsKool69 October 4, 2016
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Nintendo CPR

verb. - the act of furiously blowing into a NES, SNES or N64 console or game cartridge in an effort remove dust and make the game start properly. Can also be abreviated as NCPR (Nintendo CardioPulmonary Resuscitation).
Dude 1: "Oh no! Super Smash Bros. doesn't work any more!"
Dude 2: "Don't worry - you can save it. Just give it some Nintendo CPR."
by HidenHero June 17, 2007
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