The Dry Newman is when your aim is intentionally miss directed and you slam it home into the anus without warning or lubrication.
"I was doing that chick from Taco Bell last night doggy style when I gave her the Dry Newman"
"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"
"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"
by urtool February 15, 2014
Get the The Dry Newman mug.(1) Holiday celebrated every April 24th, involving the drinking of at least 24 beers. Any scheduled activity (e.g. work, classes, baptisms) must still be attended.
(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".
(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".
"Did you see Chauncey? He just finished Newman's Day and looks f*cked up!"
"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."
"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."
by Tastey Taste April 7, 2004
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Having tons of intellectual potential, but not using it because of some motivational disorder, such as ADHD or laziness.
A: Did you finish that assignment?
B: No. I couldn't focus.
A: I think you're coming down with Newmanitis.
B: No. I couldn't focus.
A: I think you're coming down with Newmanitis.
by sofatfatso October 26, 2009
Get the Newmanitis mug.Without question, one of the greatest actors ever. Known also for his icy blue eyes, good looks and his food line, Newman's Own. He has starred in a wide variety of films since the early 50s from "Somebody Up There Likes Me" to "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof" to "The Hustler" to "Hud" to "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid" to "The Sting" to "Absence of Malice" to "Nobody's Fool" to "Road to Perdition." He recently retired earlier this year and he will be missed on screen.
He resides in Connecticut w/ his long-time wife, Joanne Woodward.
He resides in Connecticut w/ his long-time wife, Joanne Woodward.
"The embarassing thing is that my salad dressings have grossed more than any of my films." - Paul Newman
by Kyle1986 October 15, 2007
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Get the newhand mug.A dishonest rhetorical device in which one accuses one's interlocutor of having said something objectionable which they never, in fact, said. Related to Newspeak in George Orwell's 1984, it is named after British broadcaster Cathy Newman following a notorious interview in which she repeatedly used this approach against Canadian academic Jordan Peterson, usually introducing her comments with "So basically you're saying...?".
Peterson: There's multiple reasons for the pay gap. One of them is gender but that's not the only reason. If you're a social scientist worth your salt you never do a univariate analysis. You say women in aggregate are paid less than men. OK, well then, we break it down by age, we break it down by occupation, we break it down by interest, we break it down by personality ...
Newman: So basically you're saying it doesn't matter if women aren't getting to the top, because that's just a fact of life.
Peterson: Newmanspeak, bucko!
Newman: So basically you're saying it doesn't matter if women aren't getting to the top, because that's just a fact of life.
Peterson: Newmanspeak, bucko!
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