This is a nerd whom acts normal offline. It is often noted the people they associate with are not aware of their advanced knowledge of technology
Nerd: Have you seen the one petabite hard drive its 1337
Normal: Yo whaz up check out that new console?
Nermo is a combination of these two
Nermo: Hey check out that new laptop looks cool. I'm going to the bar with Clare tonight what are your plans?
Normal: Yo whaz up check out that new console?
Nermo is a combination of these two
Nermo: Hey check out that new laptop looks cool. I'm going to the bar with Clare tonight what are your plans?
by Digital Bliss July 27, 2006
Get the Nermo mug."Do you see that hot blonde girl over there?"
"Yeah she looks so nerma."
"I'd be lucky to tap that!"
(Girl walks over)
"Are you talking about that girl again?"
"Yeah sorry babe."
"Its not fair, i wish i was as nerma as her, not all of us are that lucky!"
"Yeah she looks so nerma."
"I'd be lucky to tap that!"
(Girl walks over)
"Are you talking about that girl again?"
"Yeah sorry babe."
"Its not fair, i wish i was as nerma as her, not all of us are that lucky!"
by yourfoul26 March 29, 2010
Get the Nerma mug.A half hard, half soft boner. Usually brought on by too much alcohol/drugs. Can be counteracted with half to a full 80 mg. tab of Viagra, depending on how much alcohol/drugs you have consumed.
Dude 1: Hey man that chick totally wants you, are you gonna take her home?
Dude 2: Don't think so man, all i could give her is a nermel.
Dude 2: Don't think so man, all i could give her is a nermel.
by peteypablo204 December 8, 2009
Get the nermel mug.When masturbation occurs while using a foam Nerf product. For example, a Nerf dart, or a Nerf sword. Hence, nermasturbate and/or nermasturbation.
Friend: Dude, is your penis bleeding?
Dude: Nah, bro. I just nermasturbated and got a nerf dart tag stuck in my urethra.
Friend: Whoa, cool!
Dude: Yeah, and the nerfoop net is suck in my anus.
Friend: Whoa, bogus...
Dude: Nah, bro. I just nermasturbated and got a nerf dart tag stuck in my urethra.
Friend: Whoa, cool!
Dude: Yeah, and the nerfoop net is suck in my anus.
Friend: Whoa, bogus...
by Uptown Dogg September 25, 2010
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Get the Nermiearmy mug.The most perfect human being. She has amazing hair with an amazing body. Hey body is to die for. She is a good friend and is alwayd there when she is needed. Beauty. Perfection.
by susu14799 June 9, 2014
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