napnesia

When you wake up from a nap and have momentary memory loss. The person affected may temporarily forget what day/time it is, where they are, and is generally disoriented.

Dude, when I woke up this afternoon I had no idea what planet I was on. Worst napnesia ever!

by planetsnorth July 7, 2009

Nappetizer

Falling asleep before you actually go to bed, usually when watching tv, then getting up and going to bed for the main course, followed by the dessert of snoozing in the morning. Like most appetizers, it is unecessary yet rewarding for instant gratification.

I so was comfortable on the couch watching Highway to Heaven reruns when the urge for a nappetizer overwhelmed me, luckily the show gave me nightmares and I woke up in time to go to bed crying.

by giddycracker October 23, 2012

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

Professional Napper

When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.

Did you see him?? He can fall asleep any time!! Definitely a professional napper.

by pablowisdom September 10, 2016

dab napper

When You Take A Fat Dab And Automatically Hit The Couch Or Bed And Fall Asleep

Will Says? "Hey Sysco That Was A Fat Dab You Took!"Are You Going To Take A Dab Napper?!"
Sysco Replies, "I'll Take A Dab Napper After I Eat!"

by WillStarske January 8, 2018

Naples

the 239.Proven to be a city containing the weirdest people known to man.most of population consists of stoners, really rich white people, rednecks, and people with really fucked up lives.estates is by far where you find the best weed. extremely boring depending on where you live.

"naples rhymes with nipples"
"ya!"

by whitepeoplenow6969notreally March 28, 2009

nappyslappin'

the finishing move of mortal kombat character mrs cook, she snaps her nappy into the face of an opponent killing in one swift move. the stench alone is enough to take down the heftiest buffalo

Haziz – “Dude, Did you smell mrs cooks nappy? its kicking up something feirce"

Manny having sex – “na man, I slept naked last night and I heard chocolate moose was late for work this morning”

Haziz – “Shucks, he’s in for some serious nappyslappin'!!!”

by PULLED APART BY REDMAN December 10, 2009