naperville

Movies and bowling are the only remotely fun things to do.

And NCHS smells bad.
A typical AIM conversation of a Napervillian.

Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: Yeah, me too.
Person 1: Aren't we always bored?
Person 2: Yeah, we live in Naper-Thrills.
by Chokey February 12, 2005
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there is nothing to do in naperville
by momomomom August 09, 2006
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naperville

A great place to raise your kids if you want them to be socially awkward homosexuals. This could be do to the large amount of pressure put on kids by their parents to try and act better than and richer than the neighbors. Oh yeah, their forrest preserve is a field. Also, no one cares about how big the high school pool is or the "awesome" marching bands. When it comes down to it, all kids from Naperville are socially retarded.
No, seriously, every man I've met from Naperville is gay.

-"Hey, where's that rainbow coming from?"
-"Naperville"
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a town that most people think is a stuckup place but we r really fortunate to live here and its a great time. sure theyve got the typical suburbanites, pressuring their kids to do well. but we also have great families and friends and fun block parties and great times together before u judge this place come on out and live here for 10 yrs like me (and also i no the boys here are smokin cuz i live here im in 7th grade)
by Napervillian Chick April 18, 2009
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a stuck up rich town with nothing for teenagers to do.
"Hey you want to go to naperville"

"No way man, that place is full of anal grease!"
by Kyle February 29, 2004
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A very prestigious white town with very nice people and very fun things to do. Median house prices range from about $400,000 - $4,000,000. Rated #2 to live in the United States by Money magazine.
"Hey man I live in Naperville"
"Nice man, you must be pretty cool"
by Naper Hater October 20, 2015
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Naperville, n. A prodigy in the online poker community, notorious for his tournament strategy and uncanny instincts. A Naperville is also known for having great luck. (see greg raymer, GB from the SE, luckbox, chris moneymaker). According to the Law Of Bennett, any Naper in good luck will stay in good luck. To sum up "good, solid poker" play by Naperville, if you are allin preflop against The Naperville, have some anal lube handy... gg
"search for naperville on pokerstars, hes at a final table in $11 rebuy"
"i know, i've been watching since he 2-outed that guy allin preflop for a 750k pot"
"you mean the hand before he dodged 41 outs allin on the flop?"
"No, when the flop was AK4 and he had AA to KK for 900k"
"oh yea, naperville plays good solid poker"
by ross hannay June 28, 2006
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