Nachodes

Chodes covered in cheese. The authentic Mexican version of the dish "Nachos". Not to be confused with Quesodildos or Enchiladongs.

Amy: Hey what's for dinner tonight?
CiCi: Idk. i think we're having Nachos or something.
Chaytee: No! We're having naCHODEs!
CiCi: Yayy!! my favorite!!

by IHaveANowegianShrineInMyCloset May 5, 2010

Nachoing

The act of using the Nacho Kids method to disengage with your stepkids.

My Nachoing the stepkid has lowered my stress level tremendously.

by Queen of Nacho April 15, 2019

narcolapsy

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.

A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)

Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

standard narco time

A phrase often used by someone who wants to sound cool, yet doesn't know the actual time.
Derived from the belief that drug dealers operate on their own clock.

"SW tonight, standard narco time."

by Narconomics June 9, 2014

narcolepsy

(n) a chronic and usually hereditary sleep disorder in which the person affected will suffer spontaneous bouts of sleep (or "sleep attacks") during the day. Symptoms include: extreme sleepiness, typically followed by sleep attacks and last for fifteen minutes; dream-like hallucinations; sleep paralysis, where you cannot move when you start to fall asleep or just after you wake up; and cataplexy, which is an abrupt loss of muscle tone (basically, your muscles "fail you").

The disorder is not fatal, but can be depending on the situation you find yourself having a sleep episode. There is no cure for narcolepsy at the moment.

For more detailed information on narcolepsy, visit a medical site.

by MarigoldP July 18, 2012

Chunky Nachos

Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.

I was sad so it made me feel better about myself when I sent Chunky Nachos to African children!

by Cuntcrusader69 June 15, 2015

movie narcolepsy

condition in which movies put one instantaniously to sleep

Person 1: what kind of movies do you like?
Person 2: Dude, I have movie narcolepsy

by Ronni* December 24, 2008