Definitions by Cuntcrusader69

Handy Foursome 

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required

“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome”

Handy Foursome by Cuntcrusader69 May 2, 2023

Lip puller 

A lip puller is where a very amateur Dipper pulls their lip all they out to put the dip in instead of putting it in though the side.

"Hey Will did you see those faggoty lip pullers over there"?

Lip puller by Cuntcrusader69 February 23, 2018

Anal buccaneer 

A Anal buccaneer is basically the same as a Butt Priate but with a improved name.

"Be careful Joe or these Anal buccaneers will make us walk their plank"

Anal buccaneer by Cuntcrusader69 November 28, 2017

Pulling a Scott 

Pulling a Scott is basically where you pay some guy from Craigslist to fuck your wife while you sit in a darkly lit corner fliming and masterbateing to the whole event.

Dude I was pulling a Scott last night!

Pulling a Scott by Cuntcrusader69 October 17, 2017

Chunky Nachos 

Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.

I was sad so it made me feel better about myself when I sent Chunky Nachos to African children!

Chunky Nachos by Cuntcrusader69 June 15, 2015