Newt

A Newt is what a Bandit craves. A Bandit's craving for Newt is INSATIABLE!!!!!!

"It's been days since this Bandit has eaten Newt and he's STARVING!"

"Newt tastes delicious, especially when wet and warm in a bathtub."

"Bandits love Newts!"

by Newt's Bandit February 4, 2010

Newt

A small lizard that can be found in small creeks and is known for its bright yellow dots standing out against its pure black.

I think Newts are cool.

by kittenskittensKITTENSSSSS November 25, 2017

newt

(verb) 1. to divorce your wife simply for aging, especially if you immediately replace her with a younger more attractive one. Common in the entertainment community, among doctors, lawyers, and even some politicians.

He just finished his residency, so it looks like the doctor is going to newt his starter wife for some new arm candy.

by ariannemay ingrichgay February 12, 2012

Newt

\ˈnüt, ˈnyüt\ noun. A communication to a spouse requesting an open marriage.

She wrote her husband a newt before she began her affair.

by Nehmo April 12, 2012

newt

When one wishes to make amends for speaking the truth.

My wife's friend X is a real jerk and I told her so. I had to pull a newt when I got home, otherwise my wife would have made me sleep on the sofa.

by itismenotyou October 14, 2011

Newt

An ugly:

Skank

Whore

Slut

Bitch
or all of the above

Chad:Some newt was all over me last night..

Brian: Was she even hot?

Chad: dude she was a newt... she was ugly as fuck.

by Chodelovernikki October 14, 2015

Newt

A person good in social media especially instagram

They guy is very newt

by American spikes July 14, 2019