Musket Wad

A thick, heavy load of semen.

I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.

My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.

by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020

Musket Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.

Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.

by Cristobal Carbonero December 3, 2007

musket pack

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a female, while she is menstruating and a tampon is carelessly left in the vaginal canal. Usually alcohol is involved. To reverse this act a flash light and a long grasping device are required

He musket packed her last night and created what appears to be a crime scene in Ginther's spare bedroom.

by jcutch82 September 22, 2014

Musket State

A state with highly restrictive gun control laws where, pretty much, the only firearm a law abiding citizen can own is a musket. This is in contrast to police, criminals, and terrorists who can possess whatever firearms they want.

You have to have a permit to even own a firearm even though the 2nd Amendment allows it. Assault rifles are off limits. You have to have a separate permit signed by the President of the United States to carry a firearm concealed. You can only carry seven rounds loaded in the weapon and cannot have a magazine exceeding ten rounds in capacity. You are better off just carrying a musket. You Sir, live in a Musket State!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

musket rammer

The act of taking chewing Tobacco out of you bottom lip placing on a woman's asshole and ramming it in with your penis

I would totally do a musket rammer to your sister

by Good luck with that December 8, 2014

musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.

So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.

by I have the milkshakes August 19, 2015

Musket Shot

A drinking technique where one shotguns a beer but has someone pour a shot of whisky through the open top of the can while shotgunning. This symbolizes the pouring of gun powder in a musket. Hence, the musket shot. Invented by us: Follow link for instructions on how to do a musket shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Xyle_vTw4&feature=channel_page

Guy 1 "Hey man, you wanna shotgun later?"

Guy 2 "Only if we're doing musket shots!"

by Brike December 21, 2008