munted

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

by anon May 22, 2004

Munt

To "munt" or the act of "munting" is an Scottish/Australian word to describe puking/throwing up/vomitting. Often to describe intentional/deserved vomiting (being drunk, reacting to a disgusting message etc)

"Aw fuck man I was so drunk I fuckin' munted all over the fuckin' carpet"

by NotManky May 14, 2022

munter

A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood.
You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!

'jesus carl.. that bird you pulled last night was all the munter in the world. She looked like her body had a reaction to her arse and prollapsed her colon through her neck..'

by ozzy3000 August 4, 2006

Muntzed

Being beyond what normal society deems "wasted"( often times as a result of, but not limited to Jagermeister) usually resulting in outburst of racial slurs, " it's fine", "your mom", " duh. Duh, bitch. Duh.", "I'll cut your face off Tanya!", and arm and breast punches.

He got muntzed and lost a fight with that parking meter.

by Serious? May 15, 2016

munter magnet

someone who always seems to have munters/ugly people after them all the time.

Person1: ohh, ive got this REALLY fit girl after me, its brilliant.
Person2: Lucky you, ive got ANOTHER munter after me. -__-
Person1: HAHAHAHA, YOURE A MUNTER MAGNET

by Boral :) February 6, 2010

Munter Shunter

A male who has sex with unattractive females. Usually to boost his own low self-esteem or hide the possibility that he may be homosexual

David only sleeps with ugly girls, he's a munter shunter

by Phil.W August 30, 2012

muntersaurous rex

A noun for someone that is ugly

That girl over there is a muntersaurous Rex

by George_vr_08 October 29, 2018