Muntzed

Being beyond what normal society deems "wasted"( often times as a result of, but not limited to Jagermeister) usually resulting in outburst of racial slurs, " it's fine", "your mom", " duh. Duh, bitch. Duh.", "I'll cut your face off Tanya!", and arm and breast punches.

He got muntzed and lost a fight with that parking meter.

by Serious? May 15, 2016

Oscar Munozed

To be publicly vilified by the CEO of a major global airline whose actions led you, as a paying passenger, to be physically assaulted by police; then to be insulted in the media by same CEO and corporation that you are deserved the beating; and then to further victimize you and your family again by destroying your reputation.

Oscar Munoz is the CEO of United Airlines.

"Dr. David Dao got Oscar Munozed by United Airlines when their CEO destroyed his character and reputations in only 24 hours after getting beat-up on a United Airlines flight. The CEO issued statement characterizing Dr. Dao's horrific beating as a paying passenger just being reaccommodated} one day; then insulted and blamed Dr. Dao as "disruptive and belligerent" the next morning; then put out Dr. Dao's past by lunchtime so that the media could write bad stories about Dr. Dao destroying his reputation by the evening news: followed by the CEO's fake apology by 3 pm. Dr. Dao got Oscar Munozed".

by BBEmpress April 12, 2017

munted

(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.

In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.

(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.

by theflyingnerd January 1, 2008

Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

munted

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

by anon May 22, 2004

munted

In New Zealand slang, 'munted' refers to something which is utterly destroyed.

From the New Zealand Herald:

Christchurch resident Jane Smith, who works in the central city, earlier told the Herald a work colleague had helped with rescue efforts after a building facade collapsed on a bus on Colombo St.

"There's people dead. He was pulling them out of a bus. Colombo St is completely munted," she said.

by Hugh___Jass March 8, 2011