Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

by DylMus January 28, 2020

Yellow Mummy

When a guy raps white bed sheets around a girl, then urinates all over the sheets, then proceeds to face fuck the shit out of the girl.

Dude, i gave ______ the nicest yellow mummy last night

by Shamoo McDuffie August 15, 2010

Yummy Mummy

Yummy Mummy's are usually between the ages of 30 - mid 40s and congregate in - middle to upper class coffee - shops, Eg ; The indie coffee shops that no one has ever head of and just to get there you have to pass through the gates of fucking Narnia. However they are very partial to Costa coffees (because they have sofas) as well as having spacious tables that allow for their double Decker prams to park comfortably next to them which in turn only allow you a sliver of space to squeeze past. Their Kids are often called : Miles, Teddy, Fred, Stella, Rose, Otto, Rachel, Jane etc.

Their conversation topics range from : bitching about Karen (or Susan ) and their kids exploits, to them organizing when they're gonna try out that new vegan joint, or if they have booked that 'Pilates' session Alex.

They rarely ever drive their own car, rather, their husbands armoured SUV transport which are always in MINT condition on the outside and then look like someone has emptied a bin bag inside.

Finally, if one feels so inclined to get up early enough, you might be able to spot the mob of brisk walking Yummy Mummys with their prams. If they are feeling adventurous or particularly motivated by their most recent argument with their husband they can been seen doing boxing lessons, but after their 15 minutes of weakly smacking pads and making low grunting noises they go to the nearest deli and order a freshly squeezed cow testicle with the blue mint leaves of Tibet.

Here we see the wild Karen, ordering her fresh maqusdfdfdssg with aLmond milk. Looking around with disdain at the other mummy's with smaller prams and comparing if her belly is bigger than hers or if that there boobs look like Pringles tubes

i heard from karon that susan to said to andrew who told janet p not janet r that mark is cheating on rose. {Yummy Mummy gasps can be heard eminating from their micheal.

by BigBattyGyalNathanial October 18, 2018

Mumps

During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.

That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!

by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017

The Mummy Returns

Just as good as the first and you know it.

Alex: Dude, I watched the Mummy Returns, and it blew!
*bitch slap*
Well, it wasn't that bad...

by Eljay April 3, 2005

Mumped

Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.

Example 1:

Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"

Chuck : "I got mumped badly"

Example 2:

Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"

by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009

mummy fart

an old fart, that's particularly old, wrinkly and smellayyyy.

d00d, mr. foley's such a mummy fart.

by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009