miseryguts

A word describing a person who is against having any sort of fun at any time.

Man #1: "No hanging off the chandelier!"
Man #2: "Miseryguts!"

by xcarex July 30, 2007

miserable user

"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.

Here is what happens to a miserable user:

- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.

If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.

Miserable User is a fate worse than permabanning.

by Moggraider February 17, 2008

miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

miserab

(n) One who is miserable.

Look at his face, he is such a miserab.

Girl breaks up with her boyfriend and says: "Why did you break up with him?"

Girl: "Because he was a miserab."

You: "Oh. Yea, bummer."

by boop9988 July 26, 2011

end my misery

A. What you say when you say/do something embarrassing in public.
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke

A. Random Guy: waves

Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 6, 2020

miserable bitch

A woman preferably around the age of settling down who is not happy and washed up with no soap involved she doesn't want to see no one else happy she's a old sad mad worn out noodle

"She could not keep a man , she had several kids , no job and she wanted to mess with whomever she could ... she was a miserable bitch"

by Lolakat0207 October 22, 2015

drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.

Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.

by lilly b January 23, 2005