muddle puddle poo

a state of being a lifeless puddle of jello like substance that bubbles with blah-ness; can also be used as simple pure silliness

mannnn, i'm tired. *muddle puddle poo*

by drewamoo March 16, 2004

Cunt muddle

Cunt who is always muddling in other people's business

That Cunt Muddle needs to worry about her own damn kids instead of kine.

by Cunt muddler June 2, 2021

muddle

a dirty or muddy puddle.

Bob laid his jacket in the muddle for his lady friend to step on.

by minecraftwithkitties March 1, 2015

muddled cherry

Muddled cherry is when you have sex with a virgin and then have sex with her again the next morning.

Popping her cherry was ok but that muddled cherry was bomb!

by Charlie Randolph June 9, 2017

muddle

a “puddle” of thick mud, usually on a pavement or somewhere mud wouldn’t normally be

oh no i stood in a muddle

by the noiser May 22, 2021

Muddle

A muddy puddle

Muddle Kyle splashed in the muddy puddle

by Skillzthatkillz88 May 6, 2023

Muddle

When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.

Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...

by Braindrained February 12, 2017