Morissettian Irony 

A prase coined from the 90's pop song, "Ironic", written by Alanis Morissette. Morissettian Irony is when something happens that is merely unfornuate, but expected.

A 98 year old man dying, for instance.

Morissettian Irony by aubree December 9, 2003

morisa 

Someone with a fat booty and a caring heart. Morisa has a hard personality to get through but when you get through the reward is worth it. Also great head game.

I found a new girl but she’s a Morisa

morisa by Johhniieee December 5, 2020

The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

The Swedish Moris Dance by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

Moris 

Moris - (Noun) - Your drunken evil twin.
Moris - (Verb) - The action of getting violently drunk.

Wow dude, I was morised out of my mind last night!

Moris by Pseudonym1095 September 24, 2010

Eytan Moris

Someone who just drank Arizona Ice tea

Don't be an Eytan Moris

Eytan Moris by Gavinisthebest November 25, 2019

morisco

the art of combining an italian and a jew to form a geeked-out gamer with straggly curly hair and a gaping cake hole.

I had a Morisco moment when I had the uncontrollable urge to eat gefilte fish and raviolis while playing 18 hours of tetris on my TI 5000. All of this while avoiding showering and getting my hair cut.

morisco by Playwickian April 7, 2005

Morissa

deer with no headlights

she is suchs a morissa

Morissa by shawtyaaahh April 6, 2010