Eytan

He’s a goofy ah ah dumbass who things he has class but only passes gas

Look at that guy fucking a deer, probably an Eytan

by Cousin69 April 21, 2022

Eytan

In one word - god
Sexy, smart,handsome and more and more

Omg u r suck an eytan

by Ima_shecha November 23, 2021

eytan

An extremely SEXY-BEAST who all the girls chase after. He enjoys shoes such as Jordan's and is the best friend a guy and girl can ask for. He is a fun and active dude that all the guys are jealous of. Most likely Jewish!!

girl: Did you see that guy walk by?
other girl: yeaahhh he's such an Eytan.

by bieberjonas September 16, 2010

eytan

A very horny individual that is named after the former world enemy hitter. Is very gay, and fat

Damn nigga, you an eytan

by Could y789 April 2, 2016

Dirty Eytan

To snow ski a set of twins without knowing who is who and they end up finishing in both of your ear holes at the same time, creating a unmatchable bond for all.

The twins introduced Jessica to the Dirty Eytan last night. She had no idea who was who.

by Thefellas February 27, 2021

Eytan Moris

Someone who just drank Arizona Ice tea

Don't be an Eytan Moris

by Gavinisthebest November 25, 2019

Eytan

Should be spelled a-ton. Not the most attractive guy. When he likes someone, he is pretty obvious about it. He’s fine-ish

person one: wow eytan do be weird tho
person two: but it’s obvious he likes you

by veg out January 5, 2022