morisco

the art of combining an italian and a jew to form a geeked-out gamer with straggly curly hair and a gaping cake hole.

I had a Morisco moment when I had the uncontrollable urge to eat gefilte fish and raviolis while playing 18 hours of tetris on my TI 5000. All of this while avoiding showering and getting my hair cut.

morisco by Playwickian April 7, 2005

Mortscoop 

The nickname of ESPN analyst and "insider" Chris Mortensen. It is a sarcastic name in nature, because ~99% of Mortensen's "scoops" end being inaccurate.

It was originally coined by the NFL writers at FanHouse.com and has since taken on widespread infamy across the internet.

"ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that the Chiefs have hired Mike Shanahan"

"NFL.com's Adam Schefter reports that Mort is full of poop."

"MORTSCOOP!"

Or, alternately:

"As first reported today by Mortscoop, Brett Favre has been traded to the Panthers."

Mortscoop by Mortscoop January 23, 2009

Morison 

The act of playing with children’s genitals, specifically the male penis.

Get off that 8 year old boy, you’re committing a Morison!

Morison by Sexee April 21, 2018

morison 

A African guy with a small penis

FIFi is such a Morison

morison by Taylor134578 December 6, 2016

morisons

Asda is somehow better

Omg morisons is so overpriced

morisons by Maswor2066 September 8, 2020

Marisco Check

Checks made by Marisco a Mexican child.

Hey Yo Marisco Check

Marisco Check by Marinhendrow January 3, 2021

moristoes 

IDK BUT UR ONE OF MY MOOTS AND I SAW UR VIDEO BUT LIKE I HAVE A TOE FETISH 🤤 SO WSAPP LY UHM YEA ENJOY LOLOL

moristoes was crunchy like old ketchup

moristoes by ash.eats.toes July 7, 2021