the art of combining an italian and a jew to form a geeked-out gamer with straggly curly hair and a gaping cake hole.
I had a Morisco moment when I had the uncontrollable urge to eat gefilte fish and raviolis while playing 18 hours of tetris on my TI 5000. All of this while avoiding showering and getting my hair cut.
by Playwickian April 7, 2005
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It was originally coined by the NFL writers at FanHouse.com and has since taken on widespread infamy across the internet.
It was originally coined by the NFL writers at FanHouse.com and has since taken on widespread infamy across the internet.
"ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that the Chiefs have hired Mike Shanahan"
"NFL.com's Adam Schefter reports that Mort is full of poop."
"MORTSCOOP!"
Or, alternately:
"As first reported today by Mortscoop, Brett Favre has been traded to the Panthers."
"NFL.com's Adam Schefter reports that Mort is full of poop."
"MORTSCOOP!"
Or, alternately:
"As first reported today by Mortscoop, Brett Favre has been traded to the Panthers."
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by Marinhendrow January 3, 2021
Get the Marisco Check mug.IDK BUT UR ONE OF MY MOOTS AND I SAW UR VIDEO BUT LIKE I HAVE A TOE FETISH 🤤 SO WSAPP LY UHM YEA ENJOY LOLOL
by ash.eats.toes July 7, 2021
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