Mporis 

Mporis is an fat and hairy man. His origins are from Albania (Kukës in particular). He gets along with everyone but he has balls made of glass and if you continuosly talk to him they are going to break. He loves men that are mascular. He is gay and plays a big part in the LGBTQ+ community.

Friend 1: Did you see that fat man walk by?
Friend 2: Yeah I did! He was with a man wasn't he?
Friend 1: Yeah he was. It must be Mporis.

Mporis by Johnathan Wake November 26, 2021

De mporis 

De mporis or in English you can't, means that you are incapable of thinking or acting smart. You can't do anything with your life or you don't know what to do with it.

Example 1:

A guy gets late to his appointment, the other guy gets angry with him and says :

-You stupid mothefucker, De mporis at all. RE.

De mporis by Kwkwnanthebarbarian September 18, 2018

Morissettian Irony 

The circumstance of something unfortunate happening in exactly the way one expects. Opposed to all classical definition of irony.

From the name of 90's pop songstress Alanis Morissette, referring to her 1996 hit single "Ironic" in which a number of circumstances that were not classically ironic were famously referred to as such many times across many media for several months.

A man afraid of flying dies in a plane crash? That isn't ironic at all! That's Morissettian irony!

Rain on a day on which one would prefer it did not rain, as, for instance, one's wedding day.

Getting stuck in traffic when you're already late for work.

Meeting the man of your dreams, and then finding out that somebody else liked him enough to marry him.

Licking a flag pole in winter and getting your tongue stuck to it.

Throwing rocks at a bear, and then getting mauled by said bear.

Having relations with a prostitute and, as a result, contracting a venerial disease.

Morissettian Irony by Peter Fenzel November 26, 2003

Morissa

Morissa's are sexy,pretty,cute,sweet,nice,tall but not the smartest person you will meet
Morissa's are super nice to their crushes and boyfriends!
They love kids and are super lovable

They can be girly but also love to watch sports
They are amazing kissers and in bed.
They like to talk and get to know people

When they say they love u they mean it

They love to kiss and cuddle

They are naturally pretty they don't need make up to make them look pretty
They also have nice breasts

If a Morissa likes you your a lucky man

That girl is amazing must be a Morissa

I had the best kiss of my life last night it had to be a girl named Morissa

There was a girl at the club with a nice body her name was Morissa

Morissa by Sexy_man9898 March 5, 2014

morisha 

Morisha means goddess of love and wisdom.
She is the epitome of beauty and is blessed with alot of booty

Everyone wants to be be friends with Morisha

morisha by mamii the saiint September 14, 2017

Morisset 

Morisset high is home to bomb threats, rapes, stabbings, fires and druggy's. There are the loosest vaginas and most STD invaded sluts in Australia (most probably the entire world) in Morisset.

Girls have so much sex that their vaginas are crusty and dead;

"I walked past this girl from Morisset and I could smell her dead cunt an hour after she walked past"

Morisset by Jesus Jefferson August 23, 2011

moristiko 

A twitch streamer that is a great and funny person he has named his fan base “morriors”

“Have you watched moristiko on twitch?” “Yea I’m a proud morrior!”

moristiko by flimpflimp October 4, 2021