mouhamed

nice,strong, beautiful, very lazy but he can be a lazy guy , smart and finally impatiant

girl1: is mouhamed already tooken
girl2 : ya that hot chik took him
girl1 i wish my boyfriend was like him

by momomo521 January 11, 2012

Moesha

Moesha's are strong, independent women, they are women of God and are humble. They're thick and amazing lovers, they will always love their partner wholeheartedly. The are wifey material and should not be slept on. Moesha's moves past petty jealousies, are intellectually challenging ,honest and genuine, empathetic, ambitious, are consistent, puts in effort for you ,carries herself with class. Though they have these qualities you wouldn't want to mess with one of them, because they don't take disrespect lightly. Their husbands names are usually Shane, James, Andrew or Daniel (most likely Shane). But if you get lucky to be with one of them don't let them go.

Guy: "Whats a good example of a wife?"
Guy: "Moesha."

by prettylittlesecret January 23, 2018

moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

Strawberry Moustache

The name given to the streak of blood on the top lip after giving a girl oral sex during her period.

I went down on her and she started her period while I was eating her out. I came up with a Strawberry Moustache!

by JadeGreenChris July 24, 2010

Bar mitzvah moustache

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.

"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"

by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012

shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.

whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache

by brewlio May 11, 2007

Cinco de Moustache

A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.

Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.

by FreshBooks March 13, 2008