Road Mosquito

Cyclists that act like they own the road .
A cyclist that wants to be treated as a pedestrian , yet acts like a motorist.

Cyclist1 to cyclist 2 & 3 : “Let’s ride next to eachother and block traffic because we can”
Normal person: “Look at those fucken plonkers, what road mosquitoes!! I want to RAM them!”

by An annoyed Motorist July 28, 2021

mosquito

little sluts that get around and bite everyone

that mosquito is a slut it got me and my guy

by kulogirl July 6, 2009

mosquito

the Nazis of the animal kingdom. we don't like them and we don't need them

guy1:that's a fucking mosquito.
guy2: we must get the flamethrower

by 2️⃣👭1️⃣🍵 February 23, 2022

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

hairy mosquito eyes

When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.

That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.

by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

mosquito bites

When one's tatas are so small they look similar to mosquito bites. The chick in a group of girls with the smallest bazooms.

Wow Teresa you don't even need a bra for them mosquito bites!

by LindseyHarris October 20, 2006

Mosquito Balls

Someone not having enough balls to do something has mosquito size balls.

This crazy ass Danish, white girl has mosquito balls when it comes to demanding money from her stripper boyfriend.

by Jo--jo July 6, 2010