Mossad

One of Israel's intelligence agencies, noted for its expertise in wet affairs. Literally translated as "institute." Never referred to as the Mossad, but rather simply called Mossad.

Mossad launched missions, dubbed Operation Wrath of God, to track down and kill those alleged to be responsible for the murder of 11 Israeli athletes by Palestinian gunmen at the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich.

by Dancing with Fire September 3, 2012

I missed the part where that's my problem

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005

messed out

awesome; out of this world

Man that party was messed out!!!

by usher25 February 20, 2011

Messed

Fucked in the head. No idea about anything. Just Stupid!

You are messed. (with a disgusted look)

by Rich Ferrari November 29, 2003

missed the boat

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

by Penemue October 19, 2005

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

Moused

To be tampered with or eaten by a rodent(s).

Those Doritos have been moused. Don't eat that, its been moused. Oh shit, the couch has been moused!

by Wisker Biscuit June 6, 2009