Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

menopause

when a little fish stops in the water

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause

by nicholas38320 April 19, 2006

Menopause

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks

My mom has menopause

by Gtg_actup May 29, 2020

global menopause

Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change

Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.

by Commoguy April 20, 2010

Manopause

A condition men experience the day after hunting season ends. Manopausal symptoms may include hot flashes, night sweats, and increased anxiety or irritability. Men ranging from 21-70 are susceptible to this horrible condition. Manopause outbreaks have been documented as early as the Monday after hunting season. Coupled with financial strains, Manopause effects the marriages of millions nationwide.

"Why are you in such a bad mood? Yesterday was the last day of hunting season, I am going through manopause . I'll be fine when Spring gets here.

by Captn C January 30, 2017

Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.

"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"

by Bstephen December 8, 2017

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018