time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank

Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman

by joweh December 29, 2011

milkman sex move

Fucking a bitch from behind cum in your hand and smack it on the booty.

I gave that dirty hoe the milkman sex move last night.

by gamerschucks November 9, 2019

Milkma

The weird white powder you find on top of milk cartons when you first get them. A combination of milk and smegma.

Person 1: Hey can you grab some milk
Person2: Yeah Ill try to get the one with the least Milkma

by Schmitty Webermanjenson June 4, 2016

you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

by Rvenham April 20, 2014

Swiss Milkmaid

When two guys are sucking on a lady's nipples while jacking themselves off.

So these freshmen guys were giving me a swiss milkmaid last weekend!

by amzwarrior288 December 14, 2012

awkward milkman

sexual euphemism in which the man is having intercourse with the woman in the missionary position and, upon the moment of orgasm, retracts the penis and blows his load in his own mouth, thus causing the woman to feel awkward.

I used to date her until I pulled an awkward milkman. After that, she wouldn't return my calls.

by seoulsucker February 20, 2011

milkmaid

When a female sucks her own breast(s)

Hey check out Jane in the corner, she's milkmaiding - this ain't no party foul!

by pidgey January 4, 2005