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Maximus Micro Light

A patented LED keychain flashlight used by the military, airline pilots, campers, survivalists, and Fortune 500 corporations as a promotional giveaway.
The Maximus Micro Light provides a source of light that can easily be carried in a purse or on a keychain. The micro light is sold by Micro Light Guy, inc.
by Micro Light Guy August 22, 2010
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a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or “notices”.
1000 followers?? I’m in my niche internet microcelebrity era
by doubledareya April 4, 2022
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Uber Micro

Uber Micro is the ability to be able to command a vast amount of units (men) in rts games (Command and Conquer and Starcraft) This skill if highly recognized amungst gamers (made popular by the hit internet series "Pure Pwnage") and should not be taken lightly.
Tim: "Yeah, I got pwnd the other day cause the guy I was playing had Uber Micro"

Dylan: "Stfu noob..."

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Usually Koreans who play starcraft have insane Uber Micro

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Jeremy from purepwnage has Uber Micro
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Microdosing

The ingestion of fractional doses of LSD, usually about 1/8 of a regular tripping dose, in order to increase thinking organization, and a sense of wellness.
I've been microdosing now for a month.
by ShrinkDave March 20, 2017
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Micro Bruiser

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.
by BruiserMH December 10, 2014
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Micro minutes

The time it takes to heat something up in the microwave.
How many more micro minutes till dinner?
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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microanus

A concerning deficiency in which a man or woman has an abnormally small and concerning anus. A magnifying glass of some sort would be required to see this quite pathetic-looking genitalia.
Suzy Q: Aight, I gotta take a shit.
Bo: Same here.
Suzy Q: Of course you do.

~49 minutes later~
Suzy Q: Ayo, Bo! You doing alright there?
Bo: We've got a problem.
Suzy Q: Oh shit, do you have a... microanus. No wonder you're taking so god damn long! HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THE SHIT OUT, YOU FUCKER.
Bo: ... aight
by nutmachine696 February 19, 2018
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